December 2010
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Yeah I'm cynical.
Happy new year, self, and readers. As 2010 nears its demise, hypotheses of my own become more common. The past 2 years or so have been punctuated by deaths long-hypothesized. Buried a grandpa there, sent a grandma to a hospice here, heard of an uncle who passed in the bathroom, an aunt becomes lost in her own cancer. Does no one else see? We all die alone, no matter what. Screw love, and marriage,...
Mmm, first person to ever be on a moving mag cover, via iPad.
Shit I Hate, 1.
Walking in on an empty toilet paper roll. Refill that shit.
Waitlists.
Personal space invaders.
Church.
Church people.
Ladies with no umbrella etiquette. You know, when they don’t raise that shit as someone walks by, straight up eye harvesting.
When an apple turns out to not be as crunchy as you were hoping. Shit is disappointing, a feeling on par with boner-kill.
“As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how it has happened that millions of fables, tales, legends have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed”
-John Adams
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